you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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