Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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