it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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