FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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