i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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