I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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