Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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