You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Found your dick twin last night
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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