Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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