She's JV to your varsity
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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