its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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