Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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