the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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