so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
i've created a new STD.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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