your thong is hanging out like whoa
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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