So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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