Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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