Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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