the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Randomize
