420 ftw
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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