it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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