Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
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Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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