Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
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