Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize
