For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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