susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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