if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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