Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
