Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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