i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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