his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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