did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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