How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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