I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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