i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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