it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
farters have to be the big spoon...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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