This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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