sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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