OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
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So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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