Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Dignity is for republicans.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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