when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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