I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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