woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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