i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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