If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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