so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
