your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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