handjob tips. give me some.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I still have a little drunk in my system
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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