Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Randomize
