I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night