I could have mohawked her pubes.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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