I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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