I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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