man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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