Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
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what if every blade of grass was a penis?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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