There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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