A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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