How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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